I love Koreatown in the springtime…

Wherein I blog about all things Korean in Los Angeles

Snakes on a Plane September 4, 2006

Filed under: movies & film — Raven @ 3:16 am

The title says it all. You’re there to watch snakes on a plane, and by golly you get two hours of snakes on a plane. Well, probably not quite a full two hours because (1) I’m not sure how long the movie is and I’m too lazy to check and (2) there are a few minutes of hokey setup at the beginning. There’s also a little bit of the FBI and stuff stuck in here and there. But for the most part it’s all about the snakes on the plane.

The villains are, of course, Korean. Everybody knows Koreans are evil. Especially Koreans who live in LA. They are particularly evil. So it makes perfect sense that these evil cold-blooded LA Koreans would release evil cold-blooded exotic snakes on the plane.

Leis are evil too. Keep this in mind next time you travel to Hawaii.

I’m not sorry I saw it, but I won’t need to see it again anytime soon. Oh, the music video at the end is kinda funny. But not *that* funny.